When Cap'in Bnax isn't attending ploughing matches, tractor races or road-side dogging (or whatever it actually is that yuppies who live in the sticks do for kicks?) he takes some really nice snaps with his picture-box and develops 'em him sen in his d.i.y. darkroom/S&M sexcave.
|split-crotch shot (good thing I was wearing wegs that day)|
|New Jersey barrier ride (Doncaster)|
|Zombie scares the kids|
|Nick kicks out the pole-jamz, mutha fukerz|
|Alex picks his conk|
|Nick carves the 3rd eye|
|hail to the Little Chef (roof)|