| I've sold my car, thrown in my job, I'm 29 years old... I think it's time I saw the world, cos I hate the cold and rain and grey. I'm going to Spain. |
| start as you mean to continue... |
| Chris, who I met on the train to Plymouth and was completely bonkers. |
| catch a boat to England, baby... |
| maybe to Spain... |
| somehow we made it through customs and out into Santander...right on Chris, so long. |

| vulturetown |
| don't tread on me. |

| who makes the Nazis? |
| men>women |


| drunken early-grabs over tight hips in transparent flip-flops at night are Strawberry's middle name(s). |
| Nelly was a smash hit with the local yootdem...particularly when he taught them that male genitalia is called 'Johnson' or as the kids said 'Juan-son'. |
| statues of pedophilic Klan members are okay by me |
| better rate culture there, boy |
| eagles above... |
| knob-heads below |
| Cousin Norman had a real fine time last year. |

